Archive for november 29th, 2008
How It tested Life
So where was I? Oh yes; It was astonished.
A lot. And who are we to blame It?
Anyway; Life carried on, it kept developing into the strangest creatures,
some started showing signs of intelligence, some remained plain stupid.
It loved the stupid ones
Every now and then; It did mean things to Life to see whether it would
survive; like freezing the planet; shaking it, throwing meteors at it and
breaking its surface. It was astonished that whatever It did it did not
destroy Life, Life wanted to be; badly.
Student Life
So this is what its like? Well now I know; and I though I might share!
Have spent the last seven days working on yards twice per day; have not cooked more than once; the rest of the time its been fish n’ chips or fastfood.
Yesterday I spent most of my day finishing my accountancy assignment; managed to do so through some miracle in the late afternoon, it has taken approximately 8-10 hours of work all together.
Then in the evening I went out with friends; til 3.20 am; got up at 12 and worked until now;
I’ve managed to finish my assignment on Equine Breeding; a 2 year planner for the handling of a stallion and a mare; every vaccination, hormonetreatment, hoof trimming, feed change, everyday exercise, etc. everything; it has taken more than 30 hours (spread out over the last two weeks as I was to lazy to begin earlier); the planner is 58 pages and the comments cover 8 pages; totally 10 189 words! Not Alléskolan exactly…
And guess what? I’m far from done; I still have to print these off and also do a sevenpage labreport on the horses digestive tract and a 2000 word essay on the swedish harness racing accompanied by a 10 slide powerpoint and an exel spreadsheet with data related to the essay; both of these are due on tuesday; guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow?
How Life continued
Now It spent a lot of time watching Life, and was
constantly amazed at what it did; when little lives
decided to start cooperating with other little lives
It was astonished.
Never in all Its’ omnipotence could It have imagined
this would happen. But It liked it and was curious to
see what it would do next, so It let it be.
You being intelligent readers I suppose You
understand that during the billions of years
that followed this; It was astonished most of the time.
You being intelligent however is completely beside The
Point.
IT intro
So this is where I start telling you the story of It, who by the way; doesn´t exist.
In the beginning It created pretty much everyting; the universe;
stars and solarsystems, planets etc. It also decided how the
chemistry of the universe should function; for example, It
decided that hydrogen atoms should like to pair up with oxygen
and another hydrogen atom in order to create an amusing
molecule that It called water. It created laws of physics; gravity;
light and all that.
But althogh It was very clever and intelligent It lacked imagination,
and when It had created the universe It became frustrated as It
realized that It had nothing to do.
After a couple of billion years (during which It amused itself by crashing
solarsystems together) however; It noticed that something strange
was going on. This strange somethig was taking place on a small
and completely insignificant planet, and it was something that It could
never have anticipated.
Had It not been almighty It might never have noticed anything; but It did.
There was something on this planet. And it was alive and multiplying.
Accidentally It had created the perfect opportunity for something It decided
to call LIFE.
This morning I encountered a very upset door..
This morning I encountered a very upset door.
Well, rather a door with three A4 papers covered
in upset comments, but encountering an upset
door sounds more intriguing.
Anyway; these upset comments on the door made
me smile; although I’m sure the author most likely
had hoped his work would produce a different
reaction. But I did smile because someone else
in the house finally mastered up the courage to
complain about the terrible state of the kitchen.

I live in student accommodation; there are six of
us sharing bathrooms and kitchen; three of us
are actually quite good as far as house mates go; we do our
own washing-up, clean up after our selves etc.
Now; I don’t want to offend anyone; but they are
pigs. And ever since we came here I’ve been
nagging at them to clean up after themselves;
help take out the garbage and so on.

The other two have not complained out loud;
but now; finally one of them had enough. Hopefully
we will be cleaning tonight; hopefully; and then maybe
I’ll be able to make breakfast without having to take
extra health precautions.


Really gotta start somewhere
Så;
Hanna heter jag om du nu undra; har tillfälligt bosatt mig i Wales av alla ställen och tänkte att en hemsida kunde vara ett bra sätt att hålla folk underrättade om vad jag hålls med.
Tji fick jag, att göra hemsidor är tidskrävande och framför allt extremt tålamodsprövande; speciellt när inga uppladdningsprogram funkar; men sånt e livet och det finns ju trots allt bloggar. Så det här är väl inte riktigt vad jag hade tänkt mig men vad gör man inte?
om du redan har tappat intresset ber jag om ursäkt; hoppas du finner efterföjlande inlägg lite intressantare; jag var ju tvungen att börja någonstans.
Here I am
So swapped site; this one enables you to be found via Google; which is a good thing. Will try to post most of my old bloggs here as well; sorry about the confusion!
Jo, jag bestämmde mig för att byta server; här går det att bli hittad via Google och sånt uppskattas! Ska föra över gamla inlägg om det går! ursäkta för eventuell förvirring!