A lot. And who are we to blame It?

Anyway; Life carried on, it kept developing into the strangest creatures,

some started showing signs of intelligence, some remained plain stupid.

 It loved the stupid ones

Every now and then; It did mean things to Life to see whether it would 

survive; like freezing the planet; shaking it, throwing meteors at it and

breaking its surface. It was astonished that whatever It did it did not

destroy Life, Life wanted to be; badly.

 Never in all Its’ omnipotence could It have imagined
 this would happen. But It liked it and was curious to
 see what it would do next, so It let it be.

You being intelligent readers I suppose You
 understand that during the billions of years
that followed this; It was astonished most of the time.

You being intelligent however is completely beside The
Point.

In the beginning It created pretty much everyting; the universe;
stars and solarsystems, planets etc. It also decided how the
chemistry of the universe should function; for example, It
decided that hydrogen atoms should like to pair up with oxygen
and another hydrogen atom in order to create an amusing
molecule that It called water. It created laws of physics; gravity;
light and all that.

But althogh It was very clever and intelligent It lacked imagination,
and when It had created the universe It became frustrated as It
realized that It had nothing to do.

After a couple of billion years (during which It amused itself by crashing
solarsystems together)  however; It noticed that something strange
was going on. This strange somethig was taking place on a small
and completely insignificant planet, and it was something that It could
never have anticipated.

Had It not been almighty It might never have noticed anything; but It did.
There was something on this planet. And it was alive and multiplying.
Accidentally It had created the perfect opportunity for something It decided
to call LIFE.